Beerly Beloved: Jared and Michelle’s wedding day is finally here! The whole family wakes up and the guys start working on devices that shoot rice, I have to say I’m very impressed with their handyman abilities and the things they think of and create. They also take a lawn mower motor and attach it to a blender to make a margarita machine for the wedding.
The wedding planners arrive with trucks, decorations, lots of deer heads. The men continue to work..now on a 2-story beer funnel, b/c every wedding needs one of those. The show all but gave up on trying to understand Michelle’s dad, I mean he literally just eats and mumbles, they can’t even give him subtitles..bc they have no idea what he is saying.
I could learn a thing or two from these Rednecks. They are so calm and relaxed. I mean if I were Michelle and saw my future husband walking down the aisle in jeans, a shirt he ripped the sleeves off of and a camo vest, I think I might have flipped. As for the girls, they looked beautiful in their green satin dresses and Michelle was radiant in a traditional bride’s gown.
They wrote their own vows, where Michelle asks Jared not to pass too much gas. They walk in the reception with Bud light cans in hand and big smiles. Everyone has a great time, even when they notice Chris put antlers on the wedding cake. No worries, there was a second cake in the shape of an alligator – which went with the crazy ass food they served.
The couple leaves in a 4 wheeler, still drinking, to stay the night in the shaggin wagon!!