Episode 1: Eat My Cookie
Big Cat wants to be rich and famous too, I mean Rob, Drama and Big Black all have businesses; now Big Cat needs his angle. He has a HX clothing line, which you see him wear in the episode. Rob pulls up to the factory and sees Big Cat outside filming himself making a viral video. He is explaining how to do a skateboard move and Rob says it won’t fly. Instead, Rob wants to help – he can guarantee a million hits – it just may include risk, getting hurt…or even death.
Rob gets a huge Rhino on wheels for Big Cat to practice chasing and riding..before they go try the real thing. Rob, BB, Drama and Big Cat visit the animal trainer, Hayden. Rob films as Big Cat sneaks into the Rhino cage, jumps on him, rides him and then gets thrown off when the rhino starts jerking him. No one is harmed. Back at the office, Rob wants to ensure Big Cat’s million hits and thinks by naming it something special it will bring the hits on YouTube..he names it “Awkward man tries to have sex with a Rhino” you can check it out here:
Rob also tries to help Chanel this week. He walks into the factory and sees Chanel West Coast rapping about how yummy her cookies are and how everyone just wants to eat it. Rob isn’t too happy and he asks Chanel if she is going into porn. Drama agrees with the cookie song, saying edgy is hot right now. Chanel is having a concert and will hand out backed cookies; Rob is a little apprehensive and of course steps in with an idea. He bakes some oddly shaped cookies named – porno cookie, Snooki’s cookie (slightly tanned, but a little inflamed).
Rob gives Chanel a makeover. He dresses her in a long skirt and baggy sweater with a puppy on it. He re-writes her lyrics to focus on her cute and cuddly puppy, instead of her tasty cookie. I love how he wants to protect Chanel and her image.
Chanel is a trooper and at her concert she performs both songs, the one about her puppy (in outfit and all) and then strips down and performs her cookie song. Rob takes a crowd vote and the cookie wins!