Episode 1: Workin’ It
Kendra is back with another season with her family, but not on E!, remember she has moved to WeTV.
She is still married to Hank (despite the tabloids speaking of troubles in paradise). Hank has officially retired from football and ready to move into other roles in Hollywood.
Kendra starts the season with a shoot for DISfunkshion (they spell it like that). Same old Kendra, difficult time waking up (although little Hank can get her up, he is so cute), going to work and stripping at the shoot, running around with her ta-tas out.
Little Hank is adorable, with a big old fro. Her pups are still there too, love Martini & Raskal.
While Kendra is at work, Hank is out with an old friend/trainer, Travelle Gaines at the golf range. He says he tried out for an Oprah game show, but didn’t get it. He is cool with everyone thinking of him as Kendra’s husband, or if he has to use it to get in the door, b/c then it is up to him to book a gig. He wants to be a host and cites his dream to be bigger than Ryan Seacrest – damn homie is dreaming big.
Kendra has been dieting and after 2 years, getting her body back to where she wants it. They have Rosa, the nanny, help with lil Hank, but Big Hank thinks Kendra may need a new assistant. They didn’t mention the old assistant..remember last season he came out to his parents..I liked him, wonder where he went?
Kendra takes a pregnancy test and it has 2 lines = positive. Then she reads the box and sees Hank bought ovulation tests, not pregnancy tests..phew!
On to a meeting with her managers and she tells them she wants to do everything including writing kids books. She inspires herself. Kendra also wants to add vibrators to her line, her managers don’t want to.
Hank goes to host lessons and looks good. One things he has to work on, no vagina hands!
Holly Madison comes to visit Kendra in her home in Calabasas, CA. She is thinking about leaving Peep Show. She sees Bridget every now and then and finds it a bit uncomfortable to visit the mansion and Hef. Kendra tells of how she had a dog at the mansion throw up on Crystal’s Playboy Magazine, haha.
Kendra bumps gums a lot and I’m surprised Hank doesn’t snap, he seems much cooler than her.
Kendra needs a night out with the girls…but, promises to still wake up and take care of Lil Hank in the morning, so Big Hank can go to an audition. She wants to just have wine, a car picks her up and then three of her friends; Jo Jo (Jenny McCarthy’s sister), Jessica Hall and Bethanny. They share sex stories. They pull up to a club, paparazzi take some shots, the DJ gives Kendra a shout out, they dance, drink and take a ton of shots (not wine like Kendra had planned). Time flies by. She drinks too much. She walks in the house way late and Hank is very calm. She wants to have sex, but he is too tired and has to wake up in a few hours. Hank tells her to get to bed and he will handle lil Hank in the AM…what a guy.