Episode 102: Wiggin’ Out

Andrea sees how they do it in LA…pick up cupcakes at an ATM!! She reveals she was a secret in her marriage with R. Kelly, people didn’t know he was married to her for their 10 years. She said she earned his last name and is keeping it. Why did he want their marriage a secret? Public image? Allowed Andrea to go out with their kids without paparazzi….but, other reasons?

Cupcake ATM

Josey, doesn’t have Jose around…so, seeks male attention. She says she loses everyone, first Jose, then her step-father. Should Jose move in to help the situation?

Mayte is friends with Prince’s 2nd ex wife, Manuela and they go to lunch. She is re-married, with a child, very pretty. Mayte has lost 2 babies…one lived for a week before she lost him…she understandably gets very emotional.

Andrea and her assistant Tony have been staying in an apartment and are now looking at houses in the Hollywood Hills above Sunset Blvd. Finds beautiful home, huge, pool…R. Kelly still paying the bills?

Nicole’s mom, Ellen, is visiting and they go to the salon. The talk about Nicole’s wedding plans, she wants low key, first wedding with Eddie Murphy was huge at the Plaza in NY, 700 guests. Her and her mom talk about vag.

Josey and Jessica go shopping for dance clothes. They are like BFF. Jessica tells her that Jose wants to move in with them. Move in as friends. Jessica pays all the bills. Jose was fired from a job in Mexico – if he can’t work there, where else can he work? Jessica has her business, doing well, should she take care of Jose? Josey wants her parents back together. Jessica feels bad turning her back on Jose, who is broke and needs a place to go. She breaks down crying.

Nicole stops by to see Andrea’s new pad…Andrea is going to throw a party for the girls.

Nicole, Jessica and Sheree meet for drinks and want to harass Jessica about Jose moving in. Sheree thinks she is doing it to get a second chance. Nicole likes Jose, but doesn’t think he should move in. Will Josey have to go through a 2nd divorce, when her dad leaves again? Suggestion, he lives in a guest house.

Match maker comes to check out Mayte’s house to see if it is date ready. She says no to the dog greeting the date. She is rude and asks about the mom hiding when dates come. OMG she has china with prince’s symbol on it…WHY!! so ugly.  why keep it? Match maker says no cat on the sink. Mom speaks up and says if a guy doesn’t like animals they aren’t the one for her. Purple soap? why? get over Prince!

Jessica and Nicole have lunch. Talk about wedding being simple, does she wear white? Jessica is vulgar and talks about saggy balls. Jose’s steroid use made his balls look like walnuts.

Mayte comes to Andrea’s house. They talk about dancing, going on dates, their exes. Andrea shares that she didn’t think she was going to make it, she didn’t feel worth, she was suffocating in Chicago and is happy she found Mayte who can relate to her feelings have lived a similar life.

Time for Wigging Out Party at Andrea’s and you have to take on the personality of it. People invited people, so Andrea can meet new people too. They talk about the vag rejuvenation. Sheree said she thought guys don’t care about what a vag looks like, Jessica said she heard black guys don’t go down there…the girls said oh hell no. Jessica admits she went down on a black women…wow, didn’t see that coming. Talk about Jose moving in comes up again.

Next day, Jessica calls Jose. Jose says he can be the bodyguard, pool boy, cabana man..be there for Josey. Jessica’s is afraid it could be bad, but wants to try it for Josey. She claims she is doing it all for Josey..she hopes she isn’t making a HUGE mistake..what do you think? Would you do it?

oh and saw this in the news today. R. Kelly has a new book out and talks about his ex wife Andrea…check out more here…   R.Kelly’s Book