Episode 8: My New Mom
This episode was hilarious!! The moms swamp daughters and go and hang out. Marcella and Loren dress alike and call themselves “Team Awesome”. They get along well, and talk about how Marcella may come off as rude, but she doesn’t mean to. Debbie couldn’t wait to tell Vanessa she needs to shoer and goes on to tell her how dirty she is. Sharon gives Gina a drink and then Gina calls her out to act like a grown-up. She also points out how Sharon never says she is sorry. Sharon actually took her advice and they came up with the code word “penis” for when Sharon needs to check herself and back down. Jay wanted to learn about Ashley’s open relationship with her mom, like how they talk about sexual activities. Lastly, Gina..Gina..Gina. The twins, Britney and Whitney really didn’t want to go with her, Loren forced them. While having lunch Gina flips out b/c the fire alarm goes off. She wants to know why, goes nuts, embarrasses Whitney with racial comments, Gina has to chase Whitney down and bring her back to the table. Then the three go to find Gina age appropriate clothes. They buy her a cute outfit, and Marcella is jealous to find out they won’t match, b/c she only bought one!
Everyone goes to Blue Martini, dancing with fellas, bring them back to the hotel. Find out Gina’s man does porn, supposedly with one of Charlie Sheen’s ex. Gina sees him out.
Jay feels like her boobs have deflated, so she orders a boob pump. She wants more boob volume. At family dinner, Jay tells the ladies about breast feeding and then her pump. The ladies aren’t happy about her nursing her 5 year old. Jay says she thought people would find her comical, laugh and move on, they didn’t and she wants to move on.
Hot mother-daughter competition at Blue Martini. Everyone dresses up, hits the stage and dances.
3rd place: Sharon and Ashley
2nd place: People we don’t know – not from the show
3rd place: Loren, Whitney and Britney – $500 cash prize
Back to hotel. Daughters get ice cream, moms want to plan a roadtrip just for moms to LA. Gina cries, refuses to leave her mom. Marcella agrees with Gina, doesn’t want to be apart from mom. She keeps throwing out that she is picked on and ganged up on. Then she calls out Whitney specifically. Now Loren is pissed her daughter’s feelings are upset. Loren and Marcella scream at each other.
Next time: Loren calls Gina rude. The girls invite some dudes to the hotel, they act rude, the girls tell them to leave, and then they fight!