Jackie- Is planning her 17th wedding- (yes, her and her husband get married every year) The theme of this wedding is a shout out to the gay community. She revealed had she not loved her husband so much, she’d be dating many different people. (say what?!) She even got some tribal, gay flag tattooed mess on the “ham hock” of her body to communicate it. (ham hock- right side of her muffin top) She’s also still stressing the regaining clout in the “circle”- (can someone please give her own identity) Jackie agrees to host a pool party at her house for all the girls to meet… (when will they let go of this drama??)
Draya- Finally meets up with Jackie to “assess” her crazy tendencies and witnessed the tattoo in progress and reports back to Gloria. She also teaches Gloria some stripper moves for her new web series. She made sure to tell Gloria that if she ever decided to taste another woman… she was waiting for her. She gave Gloria the official “turn you out card”!!! . (when did Draya begin to like women? I must have missed that in Season 1 when she was fighting allegations of child abuse against her son)
Brooke- Reveals (yet again) that she is dating Vernon Macklin of the Detroit Pistons. She sits down with Malaysia to ask what the tension was between them. The conversation leads the viewers to believe that Bambi and Brooke are both seeing Vernon. Malaysia (from the street of Compton) made sure that she told Brooke that the code of the streets is that I back up my girl. Brooke doesn’t give a f*8k.
Malaysia- She still singing that same old broken record- “Please give Jackie a Chance”. She asks if the girls view her as naïve.. (umm yes boo boo the fool- Leopards can’t change their spots) Her ghetto or should I say hood credit placed Brooke in her place by stating that she will always follow the code of the streets- my b*tch comes first.. or bros before hoes.. who knows. (#kanyeshurg)
Gloria- Meets with the producers of the web series. (she has nothing of value to add to this show- just the plug in) And realizes she’s in over her head with less than a month to train for a cold blooded assassin role. She’s still believes Jackie es LOCA!!!
From Guest Blogger: Jane Lopez, check out more from her @ www.janeylopez.com