Snooki packed up her stuff for her move to her own little house. She said her door was always open, but she had a lot of rules for her “pregnancy house”.  Jeeny was still shocked that Snooki has grown up so much, so fast because of her pregnancy.

The situation contemplated getting a shot to help him block opiates. He decided to go ahead with the shot to prove he is serious about his sobriety. It could affect his energy and mood, but at this point I think everyone is just hoping he shuts up about being sober for 2 months like he climbed Mount Everest.

Deena talked to her boyfriend Chris and she is over the moon about him. Situation returned from the doctor in visible pain from the shot in his ass. Vinny checked on him and decided to stick with Mike during his struggles. Mike, Sammie, and Vinny went to work at the T-shirt store. Mike was doing his usual lazy working, but Danny was extra harsh on him. Snooki was a bit jealous of Deena’s new trimmer look. Mike’s veins were budging from his biceps as he got fed up with the jokes and stormed off.

Deena went out on a date with Chris and they had a “romantical” evening. There was a lot of I love yous thrown around. They were cute together and they went back to the house to get some much needed cuddling time. Mike had Paula come over to the house to hang out. Ronnie and Sam then played Deena and Chris in beer pong and nobody was entertained. Jenny grilled Mike about his intentions with Paula hard. Everyone agreed Paula was a class act and definite girlfriend material. Mike hesitated to commit to a girlfriend because he does not want to be off the market completely.

Deena, Ronnie, and Sammie headed to work. Mike realized he needed to confront his situation with Paula. Deena complained about being nauseous while at work. Deena went to the bathroom to vomit. The crew put in their 45-minute shift and then left for home. Deena said she thought she had Toxic shock syndrome. She said she left her tampon in for too long. Deena immediately read her Tampon box to check the TSS symptoms. Deena called her mom to complain about her not feeling good. She claimed she was feeling “not herself”. Deena then broke down in

tears again and claimed, “I’m not normal”. Deena then went to talk to Sammie about her problems. Sammie said she would try and fill as Snooki’s replacement meatball. Ronnie became frustrated with Sam because she was not ready to go to dinner.

The house minus Ron, Snooki, and Sam decided to go to Captain Hook’s. Pauly D inquired about Snooki’s milk production. Jionni showed up in sweats for his date with Snooki and they headed to get some cheesesteaks. Ron was not compassionate about the Deena situation at all. Snooki brought up the planning of the wedding.

At Captain Hook’s Mike was encouraged to get up and sing Karaoke. The house chose a sensitive song for mike and in general. They chose “Rehab” by deceased Amy Winehouse for Mike and he was ok with it. He altered the words a bit and had a good time. It was pretty funny watching him sing, so that’s 2 minutes of entertainment so far this season if you’re counting at home.